1) Holy crap. Trick your brain into thinking it’s a kid again to learn perfect pitch!
2) Mirrors up to police. What have you become?
3) Instead of a trailer, he helped those in need. Very arresting visuals.
4) Ancient African Kingdoms you should know about. Ooo Kill ’em.
5) Oh hey! Misogyny – where’ve you been hiding? Oh. Nowhere.
6) What’s that word? Gosh it’s just on the tip of my tongue…. WordHippo to the rescue!
7) It’s January 6th. How are those resolutions coming? That great huh? Well this might help.
8) The 30 under 30 is here! … Is that old age rapping at my door?
9) Omg everyone is getting engaged. And I’m so happy for them. Seriously. Like how much happier could I be? I’m not bitter at all. That would be small. Nope. Everything’s great over here guys. Am I rambling?
10) If everyone’s winning and you feel like you’re losing (just me? shut up.), maybe, just maybe, it’s all going to turn out alright.