It just occurs to me that I’m super pissed at you. Where the hell are you? You KNOW I hate dating, and yet you’re forcing me to mine through all these wastrels. I don’t...
Dear Future Husband
Category: That’s Funny
How To: Secure Cashier’s Checks in San Francisco
If you want to lease an apartment, you will need to sign a lease, and pass off some money. In the past, I’ve only had to provide personal checks, and leasing agents came to me. Maybe...
My Subtle Blackness
There are times when my experience as a Black American can seem pretty ubiquitous. Obvious even. When your coworkers ask you to teach them how to swag surf. When your doctor says “You’re not...
The Toddler Files: This is Your Brain On Cough Syrup
I’d caught a cold. I was small enough to be in a crib, and I’d been put to sleep there for the night. After a short restless sleep, I awoke with a start. Propped...
How To: Be a Hipster
I’m Smiling Ironically They are elusive. They smell … interesting. They are inexplicably cool. They are interested in things that you’ve never heard of, and they look down their nose at everything you hold...
Palo Alto: First Impressions
My office has changed locations to the lovely (you must now subject yourself to the whims of Cal Train) Palo Alto, California. We’re still settling in, but have been around long enough for me...
