Category: Schadenfreude

Weeding Out The Bad Boys

He’s Just Not That Into Her. (But look at that face! *Swoon*) The first person I ever dated was gay. Hi- I’m dubs., and I have a problem. My parents have been concerned since...

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The Black Police

The Black Police! They’re coming to get you… And they look just like you! I went home for the holidays. A pleasant dinner-table conversation with my parents about the widespread dangers of fracking lead...

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Dear Future Husband

It just occurs to me that I’m super pissed at you. Where the hell are you? You KNOW I hate dating, and yet you’re forcing me to mine through all these wastrels. I don’t...

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Happy Thanksgiving!

Thanksgiving is a great time to be reflective about what brings you happiness. This year especially, I’m thankful for my friends, so here’s a little note in their honor. I’m thankful for: Sarah for showing...

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My Subtle Blackness

There are times when my experience as a Black American can seem pretty ubiquitous. Obvious even. When your coworkers ask you to teach them how to swag surf. When your doctor says “You’re not...

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