He’s Just Not That Into Her. (But look at that face! *Swoon*) The first person I ever dated was gay. Hi- I’m dubs., and I have a problem. My parents have been concerned since...
Category: Schadenfreude
The Black Police
The Black Police! They’re coming to get you… And they look just like you! I went home for the holidays. A pleasant dinner-table conversation with my parents about the widespread dangers of fracking lead...
What I learned from Mommy
Willow cut her hair because her beauty, her value, her worth is not measured by the length of her hair. It’s also a statement that claims that even little girls have the RIGHT to...
Dear Future Husband
It just occurs to me that I’m super pissed at you. Where the hell are you? You KNOW I hate dating, and yet you’re forcing me to mine through all these wastrels. I don’t...
Happy Thanksgiving!
Thanksgiving is a great time to be reflective about what brings you happiness. This year especially, I’m thankful for my friends, so here’s a little note in their honor. I’m thankful for: Sarah for showing...
My Subtle Blackness
There are times when my experience as a Black American can seem pretty ubiquitous. Obvious even. When your coworkers ask you to teach them how to swag surf. When your doctor says “You’re not...
